News flash, Bozo. Don't ever tell a girl to relax. It only makes us madder.

Jess Rothenberg
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The original Bozo was a clown on a children's variety show, and his catchphrase was "Don't tell me to relax!" which he said when something made him angry. He said it so often, it became a common insult for those who were uptight. After Bozo died in 1964, he was replaced as the host of the show by the more laid-back Ronald Reagan. When Reagan told a woman to relax, she yelled, "You're the one who needs to relax!"

Source: The Catastrophic History Of You And Me

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